Censorship
The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.
Censored by a broadcaster
Season 2
"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Speech: In the holographic film.
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
Motorist #2: Bug off!
Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Bender: You bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
Leela: We can't, you bastard!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Censored by: Adult Swim.
Video: Not suppressed.
Speech: At sea.
Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
Censored by: TBS and BBC Two.
Video: Suppressed.
Speech: In Atlanta.
Umbriel: I want you to make a mer-woman outta mer-me.
Censored by: Sky1.
Video: Suppressed.
"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
Censored by: Adult Swim and BBC Two.
Video: Suppressed.
Censored by the show
Season 2
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!
Season 6
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Speech: In the V-GINY.
Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]!
"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!
Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!
Speech: On the Moon.
Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!
Speech: In the pizzeria.
Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!