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:''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2012/05/01/countdown-to-futurama-heres-your-first-look-at-the-season-premiere Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere!]'' of 1 May, [[2012]].]'' | :''['''Note''': This transcript is based on the video from the ''[[Countdown to Futurama]]'' post ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2012/05/01/countdown-to-futurama-heres-your-first-look-at-the-season-premiere Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere!]'' of 1 May, [[2012]].]'' | ||
:''['''Scene''': Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]'' | :''['''Scene''': Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': Aw! I'm gonna call 'im Ben. After the first half | <poem>'''[[Bender]]''': Aw! I'm gonna call 'im Ben. After the first half of me, Bender! | ||
:''[Ben burps, and fire comes out.]'' | |||
<poem>'''Bender''':That's my bastard!</poem> | |||
:''['''Montage''': A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]'' | :''['''Montage''': A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]'' | ||
:''['''Cut to''': A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]'' | :''['''Cut to''': A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]'' | ||
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:''['''Scene''': The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]'' | :''['''Scene''': The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''': Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!</poem> | <poem>'''[[Ben]]''': Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Bender''': It called me what?!? Ooooh! God damn!</poem> | <poem>'''[[Bender]]''': It called me what?!? Ooooh! God damn!</poem> | ||
:''[Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]'' | :''[Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Ben''': Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel!</poem> | <poem>'''[[Ben]]''': Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel!</poem> | ||
:''[Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]'' | :''[Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Bender''': Okay. Now, you.</poem> | <poem>'''[[Bender]]''': Okay. Now, you.</poem> | ||
:''[Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]'' | :''[Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]'' | ||
<poem>'''Ben''': I can't do it!</poem> | <poem>'''[[Ben]]''': I can't do it!</poem> | ||
:''[Ben throws the girder to the ground.]'' | :''[Ben throws the girder to the ground.]'' | ||
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': Hey Buddy you're learning! You'll get there! </poem> | |||
<poem>'''[[Leela]]''': Bender I was wrong. You're a fine parent, and I want to apoligi- | |||
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''' and '''[[Ben]]''': Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong! "Both Laugh". | |||
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''': Daddy, how did you get so good at Bending? | |||
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': I inherited my arm control software from my mom. That's how it's passed down, mother-to-son. | |||
<poem>'''[[Ben]]''': But my mommy has no arms! Does that mean I can never be a Bender? | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': Well sure you can, you just need to get a Bending Card installed. | |||
:''[Farnsworth appears on screen]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Farnsworth]]''': I'd hate to crush a boys dreams but, what the heck! | |||
:''[Farnsworth opens a door in the back of Ben's head.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Farnsworth]]''': He has only one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card! This robot will never bend! | |||
:''[Closes Door]'' | |||
<poem>'''Bender''': Don't tell my son what he can and can't do. You may know what's in his head, but you don't know what's in his heart! | |||
:''[Farnsworth opens a door on Ben's chest.]'' | |||
<poem>'''[[Farnsworth]]''': There's no slot in there either! | |||
<poem>'''[[Bender]]''': I said shut up! | |||
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Written by | Eric Horsted |
Transcribed by | Sanfazer and Roboto63 |
- [Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Here’s Your First Look at the Season Premiere! of 1 May, 2012.]
- [Scene: Bender's apartment. His son is sitting in a high chair. Bender picks him up and holds him in his arms.]
Bender: Aw! I'm gonna call 'im Ben. After the first half of me, Bender!
[Ben burps, and fire comes out.]
<poem>Bender:That's my bastard!
- [Montage: A park. Bender and Ben are walking together, holding fishing equipment.]
- [Cut to: A bridge. Bender and Ben are fishing. They use their rods to steal Sal's wallet and the Queen of Yonkers' crown. They give each other high-fives.]
- [Cut to: A road. Ben and Bender are biking. The camera zooms out, revealing that Ben is using Bender's body is a bike. They crash through the doors of BoozMart. They run out, panting and carrying bags of alcohol.]
- [Cut to: A playground. Ben is seated at a swing set. Bender pushes the swing three times. The third push sends Ben crashing through a window. An alarm rings. The camera zooms out, revealing the building to be the Bank of NNY. Ben reappears, carrying a bag of money. He jumps out of the window and lands in Bender's arms. The two laugh. Gunshots are then fired at them.]
Bender: Uh-oh.
- [The two flee, still laughing.]
- [Scene: The Planet Express laboratory. Bender is bending a girder.]
Ben: Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!
Bender: It called me what?!? Ooooh! God damn!
- [Bender bends the girder harder, twisting it into the shape of a pretzel.]
Ben: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel!
- [Bender drops the girder. Wires, machinery and pipes now hang from the ceiling.]
Bender: Okay. Now, you.
- [Bender takes out a box labeled "TRAiNiNG GiRDERS" and hands Ben a miniature girder. Ben takes the girder and attempts to bend it.]
Ben: I can't do it!
- [Ben throws the girder to the ground.]
Bender: Hey Buddy you're learning! You'll get there!
<poem>Leela: Bender I was wrong. You're a fine parent, and I want to apoligi- <poem>Bender and Ben: Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong! "Both Laugh". <poem>Ben: Daddy, how did you get so good at Bending? <poem>Bender: I inherited my arm control software from my mom. That's how it's passed down, mother-to-son. <poem>Ben: But my mommy has no arms! Does that mean I can never be a Bender? <poem>Bender: Well sure you can, you just need to get a Bending Card installed.
- [Farnsworth appears on screen]
<poem>Farnsworth: I'd hate to crush a boys dreams but, what the heck!
- [Farnsworth opens a door in the back of Ben's head.]
<poem>Farnsworth: He has only one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card! This robot will never bend!
- [Closes Door]
<poem>Bender: Don't tell my son what he can and can't do. You may know what's in his head, but you don't know what's in his heart!
- [Farnsworth opens a door on Ben's chest.]
<poem>Farnsworth: There's no slot in there either! <poem>Bender: I said shut up!
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